Johnny Two Times, was twice arrested
on charges of double dealing.
The detective stood outside his door
and had the strangest feeling.
“Dear ol’ da'”
through the door, he heard Johnny pleading.
“Save me from the pain I’m feeding?”
The detectives gut started sinking,
For he knew that Christian thinking.
And his own son, was a Johnny too.
Would he lock him up, if he had to?
He shook it off, and kicked in the door.
He shot, three times, maybe four.
Bap, bap, bap (buck,bap)
There was Allegory dead on the floor
And Johnny flying out the window
Screaming, “two times! never more!”