I have talked about being a hypocrite before
But today is the day I blew my own mind
A “hypocrisy bomb,” if you will
You see I thought about environmentalism
About how everything I do is contributing pollution
How I always yack yack yack about this mine, or that plant
But I’ve done nothing to stop anything
I have my electricity, my cell phone, my car
I take planes, and order this gizmo, or that do-dad
How could I possibly be taken serious
I say, “no mine! It will kill the fish!”
I say it from my keyboard!
I astonish myself, when I think about what a giant jerk I am
So yeah, I want to save the world, at least I feel like I do
But my actions speak louder than my protest
Anyways…
I am off on a jet to my next demonstration
See you there hippies ;p