“They sure got me pegged, ma.”
“Whattya mean pa?”
“Welp, they keep sayin, I don’t believe in the science.”
“You don’t believe in science pa?”
“It ain’t that so much. It’s just, all they do is say the word science a bunch, they don’t actually tell you the science; nor do they link to any peer reviewed articles for further study. I’m a practical man ma, you know that.”
“That I do, now put on your mask dear.”
“Yes’em”